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Danielle discovered why her work comp was acting up.. 512MB! You've got to be f'king kidding me - 8 hours ago

Danielle broke into a cold sweat after intermediate yoga today and almost passed out at the MRT station.. What the..??! - 3 hours ago

Danielle had crackers and chocolate for dinner. Can't ask for more - 2 hours ago

Danielle is recuperating from her near-death experience - 15 minutes ago

Danielle feels like calling in sick - 3 minutes ago

Danielle is hitting the sack after reviewing emails... F*****k - 2 minutes ago