3 days into my 1st job in Asia

...my observations confirm that:

1. I am no longer the only one who runs on the floor
2. Foreign conference calls are twice as long and twice as hard to comprehend
3. Bagel Mondays cease to exist
   
4. ...or free (skim/2%) milk for that matter
5. People are generally friendly even though they may look reserved at times
   
6. Polycom triangles are hard to come by
7. Lunch selections do not limit to salads, juice or frozen meals. There's always food in the area
   
8. I genuinely miss my Herman Miller chair
9. ...and spreading my arms out on my work area. Where's the space??!
10. I don't think my request for ergonomical equipment will fly
    
11. No other agency will have a stationery heaven like the one at Publicis on The Embarcadero
    
12. It's not a nonfat half-caf vanilla latte at Starbucks. It's, "Could you make a nonfat vanilla latte (yes nonfat) and make the coffee HALF DECAF and HALF REGULAR please?"
    
13. What's with the old dude constantly lecturing us young folks?
14. Some people wear shorts to work
15. ...and halter tops, tank tops, tube tops and the occasional mini skirt
    
16. My desk is SUPER teeny. Oh did I say that already?
17. Commuting on the train ain't as romantic as it seems in the NYC movies. Who the hell wears heels on public transportation anyways? Don't be fooled. Think BO
    
18. My PC is slow as mollasses